Greetings from the great beyond, listeners! The great beyond of course being either that ephemeral place between life and death, or your preferred web browser depending on if you're reading this off the website or getting it from a ouija board. Today in the Nightmare Cottage, we're giving you an atypical double dose of true crime from your ghostesses with the mostest, so strap in!

Nylene brings us the short and not at all sweet tale of Blanche Monnier, or as she's known in France - la Séquestrée de Poitiers. The young socialite's tale may not end in her untimely demise like most of the stories we read here, but by the time we're done giving you the details, you might question if there really are some fates worse than death. FYI, nobody is going to judge you if you need to pause the episode and take a shower after this one. 

Eh? What's that? Not enough bloodshed, you say? Hold your horses, sickos, because Nym's topic today is sure to leave you satisfied. Tell me, listener... Are you familiar with the name Brynhild Paulsdatter Storseth? No? Well maybe you'd know her by some of her other aliases, like "Lady Bluebeard", "Mistress of Murder Farm", or even "Hell's Princess"? Evocative nicknames to be sure, and yet they still only capture a fraction of the money-crazed monster that was... Belle Gunness.

It's all about brutal belles from Hell and bonafide bitches of the bourgeoisie elite today, y'all. Moral of these stories? Love may make you do some crazy things, but cash might just get you killed. 

Blanche Monnier by Nylene

Belle Gunness Nym